Null Space Labs

The Malibu Barbie was invented by a group of theater geeks who, having no other access to women, tried to recreate one in a lab, and instead only succeeded in creating a delightfully refreshing juiceball that is attractive to women. Potato, potato.

The Malibu Barbie is, as the title suggests, pink.

In a tall tumbler glass full of ice:

• 1 fl-oz coconut-flavored rum liqueur (Malibu or equivalent)
• 1 fl-oz vodka
• 3.5 fl-oz pink grapefruit juice
• 0.5 fl-oz tonic water

Garnish with grapefruit slice.

Girls will think you're creative and sensitive.

Drinks