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 +I'm just like you. Wait, no, I'm a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era. But even I need money to sustain myself. ​
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 +I've tried being an alien from space, a girl scout, and even an optometrist.
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 +If everyone reading this donated $3.50, I would only have to ask for one day a year. But not everyone can or will donate. Some say "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"​ or "​Dammit monster! You stop bugging my children now! We work for our money in this house and we don't give money away!"​. And that's fine. Each year just enough people decide to give.(Looking at you Chef's Mom)
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 +This year, please consider making a donation of $3.50, $2.50, or $1 to protect and sustain the Loch Ness Monster.
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 +Thanks,
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 +'​Nessie'​
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 +The Loch Ness Monster
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 +P.S. While you're here consider making a donation to my kind hosts, [[http://​032.la/​membership-info/​|Null Space Labs]]
  
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