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 +<p style="​font-size:​ 70px;">​http:<​nowiki>//</​nowiki>​www.headinjurytheater.com/​images/​dpc%20avatar.jpg LASER SOME SHIT http:<​nowiki>//</​nowiki>​www.headinjurytheater.com/​images/​dpc%20avatar.jpg</​p>​
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 +  *  ASK FOR HELP BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS EXPENSIVE IF YOU FUCK IT UP.
 +  *  DON'T PUSH RESET. IF YOU PUSH RESET YOU MAY AS WELL BE PUSHING A BUTTON THAT DONATES MONEY TO NSL FOR THE EQUIPMENT YOU'RE ABOUT TO RUIN.
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 +=====  Machine Setup  =====
 +  -  TURN THAT KNOB CLOCKWISE. TURN THE KEY CLOCKWISE. OR PICK IT LIKE A FUCKING MAN.
 +  -  OPEN THE DOOR SHIT AND PUT YOUR SHIT IN THERE.
 +  -  PUSH ESC. PUSH IT AGAIN. PUSH IT ONCE MORE.
 +  -  USE THE ARROWS TO MOVE THE LAZER AROUND. POSITION IT OVER YOUR THING.
 +  -  PUSH ESC. ONE MORE. AGAIN. YOU LOVE IT. PUSH IT AGAIN.
 +  -  PUSH Z TO ENTER Z MODE. FIND THE "​NEW"​ STICK AND SET Z USING UP/DOWN.
 +  -  PUSH ESC. ONCE MORE, SLUT.
 +  -  USE THE ARROWS TO MOVE LAZER TO TOP RIGHT OF YOUR SHIT.
 +
 +=====  Software Setup  =====
 +  -  OPEN THE SOFTWARE AND IMPORT YOUR SHITTY DESIGN OF A COCK OR WHATEVER.
 +  -  SET THE LAYERS USING THE COLOR PALETTE AND SET SPEED/​POWER/​CUT TYPE.
 +  -  PUSH "​CALCULATE"​. IF YOU FUCKED UP IT WILL LET YOU KNOW. USE TOOLS MENU TO FIX LINE JOINT PROBLEMS.
 +  -  PUSH DOWNLOAD.
 +  -  PUSH DELETE ALL.
 +  -  PUSH DOWNLOAD CURRENT.
 +  -  PUSH TEST ON THE LAZER TO TEST. IT WILL GO AROUND YOUR SHIT TO SHOW THE AREA IT WILL LAZER. IF THIS IS WRONG FIX AND RECALC/​DOWNLOAD.
 +
 +=====  Are you sure you did the rest right? ​ =====
 +
 +  -  YOU BETTER BE FUCKING SURE.
 +  -  TURN ON THE BLOWER AND CHILLER. THEY ARE LOUD.
 +  -  PUSH START.
 +  -  WATCH THE PEW PEW. USE MAGIC GOGGLES IF YOU ARE A WUSS AND CARE ABOUT YOUR EYESIGHT OR CANCER OR WHATEVER.
 +  -  IF YOU FUCKED UP (LIKELY), PUSH STOP OR PAUSE TO STOP THE PEW PEW. DO NOT PUSH RESET.
 +  -  POST ON YOUR FUCKING TWITTER OR WHATEVER GAY SHIT YOU ARE USING WHEN YOU ARE DONE SO YOUR FRIENDS KNOW HOW COOL YOU ARE.
  
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