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<p style=“font-size: 70px;”>http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/dpc%20avatar.jpg LASER SOME SHIT http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/dpc%20avatar.jpg</p>

  • ASK FOR HELP BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS EXPENSIVE IF YOU FUCK IT UP.
  • DON'T PUSH RESET. IF YOU PUSH RESET YOU MAY AS WELL BE PUSHING A BUTTON THAT DONATES MONEY TO NSL FOR THE EQUIPMENT YOU'RE ABOUT TO RUIN.

Machine Setup

  1. TURN THAT KNOB CLOCKWISE. TURN THE KEY CLOCKWISE. OR PICK IT LIKE A FUCKING MAN.
  2. OPEN THE DOOR SHIT AND PUT YOUR SHIT IN THERE.
  3. PUSH ESC. PUSH IT AGAIN. PUSH IT ONCE MORE.
  4. USE THE ARROWS TO MOVE THE LAZER AROUND. POSITION IT OVER YOUR THING.
  5. PUSH ESC. ONE MORE. AGAIN. YOU LOVE IT. PUSH IT AGAIN.
  6. PUSH Z TO ENTER Z MODE. FIND THE “NEW” STICK AND SET Z USING UP/DOWN.
  7. PUSH ESC. ONCE MORE, SLUT.
  8. USE THE ARROWS TO MOVE LAZER TO TOP RIGHT OF YOUR SHIT.

Software Setup

  1. OPEN THE SOFTWARE AND IMPORT YOUR SHITTY DESIGN OF A COCK OR WHATEVER.
  2. SET THE LAYERS USING THE COLOR PALETTE AND SET SPEED/POWER/CUT TYPE.
  3. PUSH “CALCULATE”. IF YOU FUCKED UP IT WILL LET YOU KNOW. USE TOOLS MENU TO FIX LINE JOINT PROBLEMS.
  4. PUSH DOWNLOAD.
  5. PUSH DELETE ALL.
  6. PUSH DOWNLOAD CURRENT.
  7. PUSH TEST ON THE LAZER TO TEST. IT WILL GO AROUND YOUR SHIT TO SHOW THE AREA IT WILL LAZER. IF THIS IS WRONG FIX AND RECALC/DOWNLOAD.

Are you sure you did the rest right?

  1. YOU BETTER BE FUCKING SURE.
  2. TURN ON THE BLOWER AND CHILLER. THEY ARE LOUD.
  3. PUSH START.
  4. WATCH THE PEW PEW. USE MAGIC GOGGLES IF YOU ARE A WUSS AND CARE ABOUT YOUR EYESIGHT OR CANCER OR WHATEVER.
  5. IF YOU FUCKED UP (LIKELY), PUSH STOP OR PAUSE TO STOP THE PEW PEW. DO NOT PUSH RESET.
  6. POST ON YOUR FUCKING TWITTER OR WHATEVER GAY SHIT YOU ARE USING WHEN YOU ARE DONE SO YOUR FRIENDS KNOW HOW COOL YOU ARE.
how_to_laser.txt · Last modified: 2013/08/13 12:13 (external edit)