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+ | ====== Membership with Benefits ====== | ||
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+ | [[http:// | ||
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+ | NSL offers the exciting opportunity to become a member for the low cost of $40 a month for a regular membership. If that seems like a lot to you, compare it to other forms of paid entertainment. | ||
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+ | * for the price of one night at the bar, you can get membership to NSL for a whole month | ||
+ | * for less than the price of two dinners at Shabu (not Sabu), you can get membership to NSL for a whole month | ||
+ | * for less than the price of a DUI, you can get membership to NSL for a whole year | ||
+ | * for the price of a movie and drink at the theatre with an ugly girl/boy from OKcupid, you can get membership for a whole month | ||
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+ | To become a member, just ask for M, and give him your name, email, and $40 (cash or paypal). | ||
+ | Paypal is amazing for other things besides buying things from etsy, with a simple subscription you don't have to worry about remembering when to pay dues. [[http:// | ||
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+ | ===== Membership Benefits | ||
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+ | * Help promote NSL's electric, internet, and heating bills so we don't have to sit in the cold dark | ||
+ | * M will stop glaring at you to pay up | ||
+ | * You will get to look at all the beautiful keyholders at NSL | ||
+ | * Access to the wonderful equipment at NSL | ||
+ | * Less likely to be banned from #NSL | ||
+ | * Air smells better | ||
+ | * Free cookies or snacks on special " | ||
+ | * Invite to the NSL camping trip, with a plus one | ||
+ | * Invite to NSL new years party, with a plus two | ||
+ | * Your nick/name is included on the special ~celeberate our [[members: | ||
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+ | ===== Non-membership Consequences | ||
+ | * M will glare at you directly and < | ||
+ | * You will be included on the SHAME OF NONPAYMENT list next to the elevator | ||
+ | * bVector will find out where your parents live, call your mother, and tell her what a disappointment you have been | ||
+ | * Your nonpayment status will be recorded on your permanent record | ||
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