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+ | * ASK FOR HELP BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS EXPENSIVE IF YOU FUCK IT UP. | ||
+ | * DON'T PUSH RESET. IF YOU PUSH RESET YOU MAY AS WELL BE PUSHING A BUTTON THAT DONATES MONEY TO NSL FOR THE EQUIPMENT YOU'RE ABOUT TO RUIN. | ||
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+ | ===== Machine Setup ===== | ||
+ | - TURN THAT KNOB CLOCKWISE. TURN THE KEY CLOCKWISE. OR PICK IT LIKE A FUCKING MAN. | ||
+ | - OPEN THE DOOR SHIT AND PUT YOUR SHIT IN THERE. | ||
+ | - PUSH ESC. PUSH IT AGAIN. PUSH IT ONCE MORE. | ||
+ | - USE THE ARROWS TO MOVE THE LAZER AROUND. POSITION IT OVER YOUR THING. | ||
+ | - PUSH ESC. ONE MORE. AGAIN. YOU LOVE IT. PUSH IT AGAIN. | ||
+ | - PUSH Z TO ENTER Z MODE. FIND THE " | ||
+ | - PUSH ESC. ONCE MORE, SLUT. | ||
+ | - USE THE ARROWS TO MOVE LAZER TO TOP RIGHT OF YOUR SHIT. | ||
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+ | ===== Software Setup ===== | ||
+ | - OPEN THE SOFTWARE AND IMPORT YOUR SHITTY DESIGN OF A COCK OR WHATEVER. | ||
+ | - SET THE LAYERS USING THE COLOR PALETTE AND SET SPEED/ | ||
+ | - PUSH " | ||
+ | - PUSH DOWNLOAD. | ||
+ | - PUSH DELETE ALL. | ||
+ | - PUSH DOWNLOAD CURRENT. | ||
+ | - PUSH TEST ON THE LAZER TO TEST. IT WILL GO AROUND YOUR SHIT TO SHOW THE AREA IT WILL LAZER. IF THIS IS WRONG FIX AND RECALC/ | ||
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+ | ===== Are you sure you did the rest right? | ||
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+ | - YOU BETTER BE FUCKING SURE. | ||
+ | - TURN ON THE BLOWER AND CHILLER. THEY ARE LOUD. | ||
+ | - PUSH START. | ||
+ | - WATCH THE PEW PEW. USE MAGIC GOGGLES IF YOU ARE A WUSS AND CARE ABOUT YOUR EYESIGHT OR CANCER OR WHATEVER. | ||
+ | - IF YOU FUCKED UP (LIKELY), PUSH STOP OR PAUSE TO STOP THE PEW PEW. DO NOT PUSH RESET. | ||
+ | - POST ON YOUR FUCKING TWITTER OR WHATEVER GAY SHIT YOU ARE USING WHEN YOU ARE DONE SO YOUR FRIENDS KNOW HOW COOL YOU ARE. | ||
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