Membership with Benefits

Become a member!

NSL offers the exciting opportunity to become a member for the low cost of $40 a month for a regular membership. If that seems like a lot to you, compare it to other forms of paid entertainment.

• for the price of one night at the bar, you can get membership to NSL for a whole month
• for less than the price of two dinners at Shabu (not Sabu), you can get membership to NSL for a whole month
• for less than the price of a DUI, you can get membership to NSL for a whole year
• for the price of a movie and drink at the theatre with an ugly girl/boy from OKcupid, you can get membership for a whole month

To become a member, just ask for M, and give him your name, email, and $40 (cash or paypal). Paypal is amazing for other things besides buying things from etsy, with a simple subscription you don't have to worry about remembering when to pay dues. Click here to become a member!

• Help promote NSL's electric, internet, and heating bills so we don't have to sit in the cold dark
• M will stop glaring at you to pay up
• You will get to look at all the beautiful keyholders at NSL
• Access to the wonderful equipment at NSL
• Less likely to be banned from #NSL
• Air smells better
• Free cookies or snacks on special “membership with benefits” days
• Invite to the NSL camping trip, with a plus one
• Invite to NSL new years party, with a plus two
• Your nick/name is included on the special ~celeberate our members~ board

• M will glare at you directly and <strike>passive</strike>-aggressively bother you for $$$
• You will be included on the SHAME OF NONPAYMENT list next to the elevator
• bVector will find out where your parents live, call your mother, and tell her what a disappointment you have been
• Your nonpayment status will be recorded on your permanent record