The Malibu Barbie was invented by a group of theater geeks who, having no other access to women, tried to recreate one in a lab, and instead only succeeded in creating a delightfully refreshing juiceball that is attractive to women. Potato, potato.
The Malibu Barbie is, as the title suggests, pink.
In a tall tumbler glass full of ice:
Garnish with grapefruit slice.
Girls will think you're creative and sensitive.