====== Membership with Benefits ====== [[http://032.la/membership-info/|Become a member!]] NSL offers the exciting opportunity to become a member for the low cost of $40 a month for a regular membership. If that seems like a lot to you, compare it to other forms of paid entertainment. * for the price of one night at the bar, you can get membership to NSL for a whole month * for less than the price of two dinners at Shabu (not Sabu), you can get membership to NSL for a whole month * for less than the price of a DUI, you can get membership to NSL for a whole year * for the price of a movie and drink at the theatre with an ugly girl/boy from OKcupid, you can get membership for a whole month To become a member, just ask for M, and give him your name, email, and $40 (cash or paypal). Paypal is amazing for other things besides buying things from etsy, with a simple subscription you don't have to worry about remembering when to pay dues. [[http://032.la/membership-info/|Click here to become a member!]] ===== Membership Benefits ===== * Help promote NSL's electric, internet, and heating bills so we don't have to sit in the cold dark * M will stop glaring at you to pay up * You will get to look at all the beautiful keyholders at NSL * Access to the wonderful equipment at NSL * Less likely to be banned from #NSL * Air smells better * Free cookies or snacks on special "membership with benefits" days * Invite to the NSL camping trip, with a plus one * Invite to NSL new years party, with a plus two * Your nick/name is included on the special ~celeberate our [[members:start|members]]~ board ===== Non-membership Consequences ===== * M will glare at you directly and passive-aggressively bother you for $$$ * You will be included on the SHAME OF NONPAYMENT list next to the elevator * bVector will find out where your parents live, call your mother, and tell her what a disappointment you have been * Your nonpayment status will be recorded on your permanent record