Membership
From Null Space Labs
"Membership with Benefititties"
NSL offers the exciting opportunity to become a member for the low cost of $40 a month for a regular membership. If that seems like a lot to you, compare it to other forms of paid entertainment.
- for the price of one night at the bar, you can get membership to NSL for a whole month
- for less than the price of two dinners at Shabu (not Sabu), you can get membership to NSL for a whole month
- for less than the price of a DUI, you can get membership to NSL for a whole year
- for the price of a movie and drink at the theatre with an ugly girl/boy from OKcupid, you can get membership for a whole month
To become a member, just ask for M, and give him your name, email, and $40 (cash or paypal). Paypal is amazing for other things besides buying things from etsy, with a simple subscription you don't have to worry about remembering when to pay dues. here for more info!
Membership Benefits
- Help promote NSL's electric, internet, and heating bills so we don't have to sit in the cold dark
- M will stop glaring at you to pay up
- You will get to look at all the beautiful keyholders at NSL
- Access to the wonderful equipment at NSL
- Less likely to be banned from #NSL
- Free subscription to NSL's monthly magazine, RapeNews.TV (Stan is the chief editor)
- Air smells better
- Free cookies or snacks on special "membership with benefits" day one a month*
- Invite to the NSL camping trip, with a plus one
- Invite to NSL new years party, with a plus two
- Your nick/name is included on the special ~celeberate our members~ board
- visit to the rape room
Non-membership Consequences
- M will glare at you directly and
passive-aggressively bother you for $$$ - You will be included on the SHAME OF NONPAYMENT list next to the elevator
- bVector will find out where your parents live, call your mother, and tell her what a disappointment you have been
- Your nonpayment status will be recorded on your permanent record
- visit to the rape room
*each person takes the legal liability for the content of the cookies, luper will in no way be responsible for the out-come or accidents involving the wrong batch of cookies being sent to NSL. gluten/vegan cookies provided at request
