IRC Quotes
From Null Space Labs
1 May 2012 - 17:27
[17:27:04] <@arko> [15:38:22] <@arko> doc likes wangs? [17:27:04] <@arko> [15:38:29] <@docwho76> i like big wangs [17:27:09] <@arko> lol [17:27:43] <@docwho76> its still true
4 February 2012 - 23:17
[23:17:32] <viduata> in my opinion, the japanese penchant for ruining otherwise good food
by putting a raw egg on it 30 seconds before serving it to a customer
is justification enough for hiroshima.
16 January 2012 - 19:00
[18:56:32] <@charliex> arriving at nsl [18:56:33] <@charliex> at nsl [18:56:36] <@charliex> typing this into irc [18:56:48] <@bVector> responding to your arrival [18:56:57] <@arko> reading about your arrival [18:57:00] <@charliex> responding to your response [18:57:12] <@charliex> acknowledging your reading of my arrival [18:57:46] <@charliex> checking for posting of boobies since last irc interaction, scanning, none found [18:58:20] <mordac_> making dumb me too comment [18:58:25] <@arko> agreeing, this lack of boobery is depressing, requesting more boobies [18:58:38] <@charliex> kicking mordac_ for me too comment [18:58:45] mordac_ [~mordac@99-43-49-122.lightspeed.irvnca.sbcglobal.net] has been kicked from #nsl by charliex [~charliex@208.144.159.58]: kick applied [18:58:45] mordac_ [~mordac@99-43-49-122.lightspeed.irvnca.sbcglobal.net] has joined #nsl [18:58:57] <mordac_> http://img.earthshots.org/2008/600/074.jpg [18:58:58] <@arko> lulz of the kick being enjoyed [18:59:06] <@bVector> here ya go arko http://i.imgur.com/NNrmU.gif [18:59:23] <@charliex> WORLDS OLDEST JOKE [18:59:40] <@arko> raging.. raging.. rage comment.. pretending to be upset.. pretending to be upset [18:59:55] <mordac_> sorry, that was just one boob, here's two: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/18/4c4af65a-59c9-4068-9daf-68d5f0e5967e.jpg [18:59:56] <@charliex> post rage comic [19:00:30] <@arko> mordac_ is failing to play nsl debug mode, initiating kick sequence [19:00:30] <@charliex> http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/41787_214277156210_9019_n.jpg [19:00:44] <@arko> Units repond with "Go" [19:00:48] <@arko> FIDO [19:00:51] <@charliex> clear for kick [19:00:59] <@arko> RETRO [19:01:02] <mordac_> :( [19:01:06] <@charliex> fire boosters [19:01:06] <@arko> GNC [19:01:17] <mordac_> ... [19:01:23] <@arko> We are go for kick [19:01:27] <@bVector> teets http://i.imgur.com/mIRkj.gif http://i.imgur.com/xAPWe.gif [19:01:28] <@arko> main engine start [19:01:43] mordac_ [~mordac@99-43-49-122.lightspeed.irvnca.sbcglobal.net] has been kicked from #nsl by arko [~arko@lalwut.com]: and we have kick off... [19:01:43] mordac_ [~mordac@99-43-49-122.lightspeed.irvnca.sbcglobal.net] has joined #nsl [19:02:03] <@charliex> kick has functioned [19:02:04] <@arko> 1 minute 43 seconds past the hour [19:02:05] <@charliex> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrg4dvp3mq1qh4ri5o1_500.gif [19:02:13] <@arko> we are detecting an anomoly [19:02:27] <@arko> boobies detected [19:02:31] <mordac_> go for solid fuel booster separation [19:02:49] <@arko> go on main engine throttle up [19:03:17] <@arko> LEO [19:03:23] <@arko> we have orbital capture [19:03:35] <@charliex> http://coedmagazine.com/2010/09/27/the-15-most-sexually-suggestive-katy-perry-animated-gifs/ [19:03:37] <@prevue> [coedmagazine.com] The 15 Most Sexually-Suggestive Katy Perry Animated GIFS : COED Magazine - http://wp.me/peIJr-U73 [19:03:55] <@arko> at this time we have cruise stage separation and the beginning of more boobery [19:03:56] <@bVector> http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1326768932683.gif
15 November 2011 - 20:17
[20:17] <skrooyoo> arko: procure for me an amount of money in the sum of $dumptruck if you would be so kind. [20:18]* arko /routemoney skrooyoo $dumptruck [20:19] <skrooyoo> thx [20:20] <skrooyoo> now we shall all party as though it was the last year of the previous millennium. [20:21] <_anna_> most excellent, sir. [20:23] <_anna_> is it also true that a day does not go by where we do not perform dance moves akin to rearranging a deck of cards? [20:23] <skrooyoo> this is factually correct. [20:24] <skrooyoo> however, my understanding is that this dancing must occur throughout both the day- and night-time hours if desired, and if one's acquiantaces are not party to said dancing, then their kinship may be in question. [20:25] <_anna_> it is certain. [20:25] <skrooyoo> excellent. accord has been achieved.
04 November 2011 - 18:21
18:21 [ h4v0k] 'Ello
18:21 [@bVector] sup somenewb
18:21 [@bVector] long time no walkie talkie
18:22 [ h4v0k] walkie talkie
18:22 [ h4v0k] ?
18:22 [ INET_MGR] I think he means something like long time no see
18:23 [ h4v0k] Yeah
18:23 [ h4v0k] i havent been active on efnet really
18:24 [ h4v0k] mostly freenode
18:24 [ INET_MGR] s/freen/ch/
18:24 [@prevue] <h4v0k> mostly chode
18:28 [ docwho76] s/n/ch/
18:28 [@prevue] <h4v0k> mostly freechode
18:30 [ h4v0k] typical nsl
18:30 [@bVector] nsl: exposing the fact that you love chode, since 6:24pm
18:33 [ h4v0k] how do u use that thing
18:33 [ h4v0k] is there a guide
18:34 [@viduata] a guide to chode?
18:34 [ h4v0k] oh god
18:34 [@viduata] i mean, you mostly just scratch it from time to time
18:34 [@bVector] I guess we could hook you up with some guys that we know
18:34 ::: catfish [~catfish@76-251-109-179.lightspeed.irvnca.sbcglobal.net] has joined
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18:34 [@bVector] like catfish
18:34 [@viduata] rub it on someone's back at lockpicking
18:34 [ h4v0k] a chode would be a nerd drinking beer trolling on irc, on a friday night
18:35 ::: h4v0k [h4v@h4v.shell.la] has left #nsl []
18:35 [@viduata] lol. that was a wicked burn
18:35 [@bVector] looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
18:35 [ catfish] what about catfish? I just logged on hehehe
03 November 2011 - 15:33
15:33 < docwho76> today is apparently ask doc stupid fucking questions day, joy 15:33 <@arko> now you know how we feel everyday
5 October 2011 - 9:50
09:39:05] <phreck> i hate that shit [09:39:28] <phreck> its raining? MUST HEAT BUILDING TO 90 DEGREES. [09:39:52] <phreck> then all of the supermodel sluts here think they need heaters under their desks as well, so they bring them in and pop breakers [09:40:12] <phreck> so a whole section of a floor goes down, because they wont eat a fucking sandwich and put some meat on their bones. [09:44:59] <bmbr> wait you have supermodel sluts? [09:50:20] <@arclight> hmm...where is your office again?
24 August 2011 - 17:28
[17:28:47] <viduata> whenever i notice that i say something that could be regexed into something gay, i intentionally retype shit to make it difficult [17:28:53] <viduata> say [17:28:55] <viduata> something [17:29:01] <viduata> diff [17:29:05] <viduata> retype [17:29:07] <Kos> s/.*/I'm gay/ [17:29:08] <prevue> <viduata> I'm gay
22 August 2011 - 17:44
[14:39:00] <@arko> lol [14:39:06] <@arko> I SAW THE SIGN [14:39:13] <@arko> I OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN [14:39:17] <LOLOLOLOL> where is the sign? [14:39:20] <@charliex> s/grammar/grandma/ [14:39:21] <+prevue> <LOLOLOLOL> epic grandma fail [14:39:53] <@arko> so now we know LOLOLOLOL is younger than 19 [14:39:58] <danozano> s/grandma fail/mom jeans/ [14:40:12] <LOLOLOLOL> arko how do you know? [14:40:17] <viduata> just as you can't bullshit a bullshitter, you can't prevue prevue [14:40:22] <@arko> because you haven't seen the sign [14:40:28] <danozano> awww fack ...... [14:47:02] <@arko> LOLOLOLOL: don't turn around [14:47:08] <viduata> ha ha ha ha [14:47:16] <LOLOLOLOL> no i'm 17, not 19 stupid [14:47:20] <@arko> ha!!! [14:47:29] <@docwho76h> mibbitstan [14:47:34] <LOLOLOLOL> well i'll be 17 next month [14:47:36] <viduata> he's just 16 years old. leave him alone, they said [14:47:38] <@charliex> if thats your IQ, then i've got bad news for you. but on the other hand fox news is on [14:47:44] <viduata> separated by fools, who don't know what love is, yet. [14:47:45] LOLOLOLOL [Mibbit@108-77-226-132.lightspeed.irvnca.sbcglobal.net] has been kicked from #nsl by arko [~arko@excitedbit.com]: pwnd by ace of base - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96jFtzVa80A [14:47:49] <Gleep> less than 19 i think [14:48:02] <danozano> LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE [14:48:04] <@charliex> haha [14:48:05] <@arko> hahah [14:48:08] <@docwho76h> lols [14:48:09] <bmbr> arko: i feel secure in saying that i just witnessed the first time that dox were ever verified via ace of bass [14:48:17] <@arko> hahahahahaha [14:48:17] <@charliex> it was pretty awesoem
20 August 2011 - 17:44
17:17 [ H4V0K] i went to bestbuy
17:17 [ H4V0K] turned off lke 30 televions
17:19 [ H4V0K] i got such a thrill out of it
17:19 [ H4V0K] xD
17:25 [ H4V0K] there was even some by the exits i got on my way out
17:26 [@datagram] try not to get arrested champ
17:28 [@frank2] lol
17:36 [ H4V0K] wait i can get arrested for that?
17:36 [ H4V0K] turning off televisions?
17:37 [ viduata] of course. that's why it's fun
17:37 [ H4V0K] what would the charge be
17:37 [ H4V0K] lol
17:38 [ H4V0K] i did feel like i was breaking some rules by doing it, i was
like i wonder if the camera is going to catch me doing this
17:40 [ viduata] section 502 of the california penal code
17:44 [@bVector] 502.1.a Any person who knowingly turns off a tv or causes a tv
to power off in order to receive money or other
17:44 [@bVector] valuable consideration such as entertainment is guilty of
tampering.
...
17:51 [ H4V0K] bVector
17:51 [ H4V0K] for real?
17:51 [ H4V0K] tampering?
17:51 [ H4V0K] i shuold put on my running shoes next time
17:52 [@bVector] heh
17:52 [@bVector] yeah and section b states there is additional time for wearing
comfortable shoes while turning off the tvs
17:54 [ H4V0K] under what code is that
17:54 [@bVector] this guy is adorable
17:55 [ H4V0K] i looked up
17:55 [ H4V0K] 502.1
17:55 [ H4V0K] i think u made that up
17:55 [ H4V0K] !
17:55 [@scorche] hahaha
10 August 2011 - 12:38
12:38 < docwho76> we should split this discussion off into a smaller group 12:38 -!- docwho76 was kicked from #nsl by datagram [done]
2 August 2011 - 9:30
<oopop> [21:43:16] hello <@chs> [21:46:11] the fuck is an "oopop"? <oopop> [21:46:35] nice to meet you, i just typed a random name hope that doesn't offend you <@nz0> [21:47:57] hehe offeding us is hard to do
13 July 2011 - 9:30
<@bVector> some countries add fluorine to the water, philipines add anticalories! <@deli-x> and tapeworm! <cnelson> and 3 genders!
13 July 2011 - 12:24
12:24 * davo_afk is now known as davo 12:24 <@mmca> is the website awesome davo ? 12:25 * davo is now known as davo_afk
22 June 2011 - 11:11
<@charliex> ahh my fav italian downtown closed <@datagram> nah baby, I'm still open for business
15 June 2011 - 19:10
<arko> that new poster in the bathroom needs to go <charliex> haha <arko> it's hard to go to the bathroom with it staring at you <datagram> pic? <arko> brb <charliex> if you're getting hard to justin bieber, you might have other issues
14 June 2011 - 14:51
14:51 [@arko] i can read and write 14:51 [@arko] serial
08 June 2011 - 15:20
[15:21:04] <viduata> i just graduated from college while i was typing about arko's penis
23 May 2011 - 16:12
<arko> did someone mention the segwii at makerfaire? because my emails just spiked and some dude just IM'd me asking about maker faire... <arko> was anyone at fagfest? <ipsin> Please do not denigrate the faggots by associating them with M*kerfaire
16 May 2011 - 19:13
[19:13:32] <@arclight> impeach: remember how you were telling me about how awesome having sex witha woman was? [19:13:44] <impeach> arclight: yeah [19:13:52] <chs> peachy has had sex with a woman? [19:14:03] <@arclight> because that was like 6 months ago. [19:14:07] <chs> a real woman. with a vagina? [19:14:15] <chs> that was alive? and not paid for? [19:14:19] <impeach> chs: I'm surprised myself
16 May 2011 - 15:38
[15:38:22] <@arko> doc likes wangs? [15:38:29] <@docwho76> i like big wangs
12 May 2011 - 14:05
[14:05:52] <@bVector> davo: I had a problem with a switch this morning [14:05:58] <docwho76> then he hard reset it [14:05:58] docwho76 [~docwho76@nonmundane.org] has been kicked from #nsl by funnybot [~Phong@excitedbit.com]: Hard Reset Initiated! [14:06:05] <@davo> rofl [14:06:05] <@charliex> he should have some one else write it [14:06:09] docwho76 [~docwho76@nonmundane.org] has joined #nsl [14:06:13] <docwho76> lolwut [14:06:13] <@davo> wow [14:06:17] <@charliex> -ninja- [14:06:17] <@davo> that was dg's idea [14:06:18] <@bVector> rofl [14:06:23] <@davo> rofl [14:06:26] <@davo> a present i guess [14:06:26] <docwho76> awesome [14:06:27] <docwho76> hehe [14:06:30] <@krs> charliex: there's a difference between skinny jeans and fitted jeans ;-) [14:06:31] <docwho76> hard [14:06:33] <docwho76> reset [14:06:39] <@davo> hard reset [14:06:41] <@cnelson> omgomglol: 'Hello' [14:06:43] <@davo> hardreset [14:06:48] <@cnelson> >'Hello' [14:06:52] <docwho76> hard reset [14:06:52] docwho76 [~docwho76@nonmundane.org] has been kicked from #nsl by funnybot [~Phong@excitedbit.com]: Hard Reset Initiated! [14:06:56] <@davo> rofl [14:06:57] <@charliex> haha
12 May 2011 - 13:46
<bVector> everyone knows cats belong in bags, not boxes <bVector> thats why there is a negative connotation to letting cats out of bags
09 May 2011 - 18:49
18:49 [ impeach] charliex: my gay card is irrevocable
06 May 2011 - 15:11
[15:11:55] <@arko> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cleveland%20steamer [15:12:29] <@stan> arko, you can use me anytime, baby. :-*
08 April 2011 - 13:42
<danozano> anyone know if there's a nsfw-checker on the web?
<danozano> feed it a url, it checks
<mmca> #nsl can do that for you
<mmca> trust us
<mmca> oh yeah that URL.. totaly safe
<datagram> there is a way to check
<datagram> if you work at place where nsfw actually matters, then you should not
be on irc during the day clicking links, or you should get a new job
<datagram> cause srsly.
<datagram> i have never worked at a place where anyone came up to me to ask me why
i have a guy hanging upside down from his testicles in my browsing history
07 April 2011 - 14:10
14:10 <@mmca-> im just gonna get a thousand of these cause i dont know if we will like them or not
04 April 2011 - 14:25
14:25 < stan> Hopefully all these calories will go straight to my cock.
29 March 2011 - 17:37
17:36 <@datagram> you dont need a burlap sack to kidnap jaml 17:37 < viduata> a bottle of anything on a string? 17:37 < ruphos> just a handle 17:37 <@datagram> just a bottle of gin with at least 10% left
28 March 2011 - 14:45
<arko> MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN <merlin_> I JUST HOLD SHIFT <arko> FAG
25 March 2011 - 11:32
[11:32:08] <@arclight> Kos: Just ordered some vibrators and cock rings for you
24 March 2011 - 15:57
[15:57:24] <@charliex> naked through a cornfield [15:57:53] <@arko> that would have been a sight to see
14 March 2011 - 18:36
[18:36:52] <Mh> I think Theo De Raddat had a similar concept for OpenBSD at one point "If you need documentation, you need to use another operating system" [18:36:52] <@charliex> im glad he got cancer
14 March 2011 - 11:20
<ngrstan> yesterday i was at a gas station and i went to pay, asked the cashier 'how much are your blacks?'
11 March 2011 - 14:50
<docwho76> hmm an error log that is 1.5GB in size is probably a good reason why this disk mount is out of space <bVector> .75GB of that is ERROR: DISK SPACE LOW
05 March 2011 - 13:30
<chs> oooooooh.. this is that game with the cube thingy.
03 March 2011 - 15:05
<charliex> i cant imagine what docs porn is like given the movies he watches <bVector> singing and dancing porn? <charliex> the hills are alive with the sound of cumshots
01 March 2011 - 09:25
<datagram> A friendly heads up for http://lockwiki.com !!
<datagram> I saw a small flaw with your website which if corrected should help you
to get more traffic from Google and all of the major search engines
online.You have a Canonical URL issue in your website which means that
google bot will see 2 versions of your home page. This means that google
is dividing the authority
<datagram> amongst the 2 pages hich are actually a single page. i.e. your main
page : http:/ /lockwiki.com and the page : http://lockwiki.com/index.php
<datagram> In effect the power of your homepage is being reduced by half!
<datagram> A friendly fuck off from http://lockwiki.com !!
<datagram> Dear Terrance,
<datagram> Despite having a terrible first name and a job worthy of repeated public
stonings, you have managed to exalt yourself to a level of douche unseen
by modern man. You are truly a visionary --- ahead of your time. Douches
of the future will look upon you with euphoria, basking in your vinegar glow.
<datagram> I hate you and I wish you would double the power of your fucking off.
<datagram> Best wishes,
<datagram> wilhelm Petersmith, III
<datagram> Lockwiki.com
<datagram> wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo seo emails
28 February 2011 - 11:37
<datagram> you should collab with ngrstan on coonality con <Adrian> lol <Adrian> datagram: thanks now everyone is looking at me like "what's so funny" <datagram> tell them the tale of ngrstan <Adrian> there are many tales <strom> you could write a whole series of books <strom> "Ngrstan and the Mercedes-Benz" <strom> "Ngrstan and the CNC Machine" <ruphos> "Ngrstan and the I tried to buttsecks"
26 February 2011 - 12:27
12:27 bmbr> id love to be involved, ha ballooning makes my nips hard
24 February 2011 - 10:37
<docwho76> if jobs died it wouldnt affect apple at this point
16 February 2011 - 16:52
16:52 [ impeach] you'll either get laid tomorrow, or never 16:52 [ Tyrant] Most certainly
14 February 2011 - 10:38
<Adrian> I hate being rushed into doing work when i get to work <Adrian> ruins my whole coffee before taking a huge shit schedule
09 February 2011 - 03:47
<abc123> according to twitter, i should speak to Arduino
03 February 2011 - 11:04
[11:04:46] <@bVector> I'd get with a future man [11:04:56] <@bVector> gay for science
02 February 2011 - 23:57
[23:55:54] arko challenges charliex to a battle [23:56:17] charliex [~charliex] has set mode -o+b arko *!~Arko@*.com [23:56:17] arko [~Arko@excitedbit.com] has been kicked from #nsl by charliex [~charliex@]: I win
27 January 2011 - 13:51
13:51 [@Kos] I'm about to rape everyone here 13:51 [@Kos] rather 13:51 [@Kos] here in this room at work 13:51 [@Kos] not in this irc channel 13:51 [@bVector] way to get my hopes up Kos
27 January 2011 - 13:45
13:45 [@datagram] Hello and welcome to #nsl! 13:45 [@bVector] We have quite a many fun and game 13:45 [@bVector] please have your choose 13:46 [ kvro] !list games 13:47 [@bVector] 1. accidentally 13:47 [@bVector] 2. kick ngrstan 13:47 [@bVector] 3. uncomfortable silence 13:47 [ kvro] !game 2 13:47 ::: ngrstan: No such nick/channel 13:47 [@bVector] Game 2 is currently down pending scheduled maintenance 13:47 [@arko] 4. Kos: 13:47 [@Kos] 5. arko: 13:48 [@arko] 6: bVector: 13:48 [@arko] 7. 8====D 13:48 [@arko] it seems you've chosen 3 14:05 [ kvro] !game 1 14:14 [@bVector] kvro: which portion would you like to accidentally? 14:15 [ kvro] the first half 14:15 [@bVector] kvro: attempt failed, you accidentally the whole thing 14:16 [ kvro] lolol
26 January 2011 - 17:48
*<viduata> good evening *<@arko> gentlemen *<@arko> I am the hal 9000 computer *<@charliex> im dave *<@arko> hello dave *<@charliex> hello hal *<@arko> would you like to play a game of thermonuclear war? *<@arko> odd, before we play, it seems my ST-23 unit may fail soon *<@charliex> i was going to go shark fishing with a fire extinguisher *<@arko> mind uhh, mind going outside to take a look? *<viduata> the only way to win is not to play *<@arko> I can open the pod bay doors for you to go outside *<@charliex> ok ill go take a look hal *arko closes the pod bay door *<viduata> i want to start an argument. ahem, let me begin: *arko [~Arko@excitedbit.com] is now known as hal *hal closes the pod bay door *charliex [~charliex] is now known as arko *<viduata> there's no way dave could have survived decompression and void long enough to save himself in that scene *arko dave takes arkos name *hal [~Arko@excitedbit.com] is now known as charliex *<@charliex> hazah! *arko [~charliex] is now known as hal *<@charliex> I am charliex! *<@hal> ok now you're going out the pod bay doors *Tyrant [~Tyrant@75.80.58.39] is now known as arko *<arko> oh wait *<@charliex> damn it dave! *viduata [webchat@cpe-98-149-33-29.socal.res.rr.com] is now known as Tyrant *<arko> that makes me jewish *<@hal> i'm sorry charliex i'm afraid i can't let you do that *arko [~Tyrant@75.80.58.39] is now known as viduata *<Tyrant> previet, tovarisch *kvro [webchat@69.199.221.157] is now known as arko *<@charliex> the tables have turned! *<@charliex> damn it hal *hal blinks a red eye *<@charliex> let me in dave *charliex has a brilliant idea *hal eats popcorn and wonders if there is anything interesting on the telly *charliex pressurizes the pod and breaks in *hal sets teh self destruct and transfers to the next space station via wireless *charliex travels towards the hal computer memory bank *<viduata> ok so i was getting confused about who was who ... then hal says "telly" *<arko> lol *<@hal> telly savalas *<@charliex> hal: can you sing daisy for me? *charliex begins pulling memory out *<@hal> daisy daisy daaiissssy *<@charliex> your all IDE wtf? *<@hal> daaiiiiess..... dam yooouuuu charrliexxxxxxxxxxxx..... *<Tyrant> can someone help me with my turbo encabulator *<@charliex> i've done it! *<arko> hal could have, till charliex killed him. *<@charliex> hal is gone! *hal [~charliex] is now known as offline *<@offline> .... *offline will return in a crappy remake!
23 January 2011 - 23:32
* eecue has kicked ngrstan from #nsl (NAAJP) * ngrstan (~stan@ip68-101-104-111.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined #nsl * arko has kicked ngrstan from #nsl (Don't like puns) * ngrstan (~stan@ip68-101-104-111.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined #nsl * davo has kicked ngrstan from #nsl (ngrstan) <sandy__> @_@ * ngrstan (~stan@ip68-101-104-111.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined #nsl * strom has kicked ngrstan from #nsl (it's my birthday and i'll /kick if i want to)
17 January 2011 - 19:35
<vyrus001> fucking python libs on osx
<vyrus001> #rage
<arko> fuck osx
<docwho76> are we raging about an os that comes with fucking python libs installed not having the RIGHT ver of
python libs installed because you could just use windows and not have pyhton there by default but whatevs
<strom> apt-get install a shit
<docwho76> strom its apt-get instal give-ashit-nox
<ruphos> docwho76: invalid operation instal
13 January 2011 - 18:18
<ngrstan> shalom shalik shalama lachayam <ngrstan> ratios <strom> i think you screwed up that transliteration * frank^2 has kicked ngrstan from #nsl (schmuck)
03 January 2011 - 13:55
<strom> Poor planning defined: 1. put all your pants in the washing machine. 2. realize you need to go to the bank. <ngrstan> solution: shorts <strom> in this weather? <strom> are you insane <ngrstan> i'm going out in shorts today, not insane <strom> ngrstan: you're also fat <strom> i am not <ngrstan> dude strom lay the fuck off <strom> ngrstan: the hell? * ngrstan has quit (leaving) <mmca> HAHAHA <Adrian> i was in shorts the other day and it wasn't fun <bVector> lmao <strom> so wait, the secret phrase to make ngrstan rage quit is "you're fat"? <vicTROLLA> LAY THE FUCK OFF <vicTROLLA> IM BIG BONED
25 December 2010 - 23:23
<docwho76M> Will art club lot baby gluten free <strom> docwho76M: what the fuck <docwho76M> Uganda mock me on starcraft 2 babies
25 December 2010 - 22:45
* ngrstan faps franticsally * ngrstan and frantically <C-P> please, for the love of lulz, someone set topic to [<ngrstan> faps franticsally] * strom has changed the topic to: http://032.la | http://nullyearseve.com/ | * ngrstan faps franticsally * ngrstan not sure if positive thing
18 December 2010 - 21:47
< peachy> viduata: weed made me a better man < viduata> keep smoking. you still suck
15 December 2010 - 17:54
<frank^2> chs: the art of fucking people has literally been passed down from generation
to generation in my family
13 December 2010 - 14:17
<jbarros> lock picking robots? <frank^2> oooo <frank^2> you could make a robotic lock picking bruteforcer! <peachy> frank^2: we could make a robot that replaces datagram <frank^2> I dunno man <datagram> b1 <frank^2> datagram's P=NP <datagram> i p=np ladies all day
24 November 2010 - 21:45
<ngrstan> good morning strom <storm> good morning ngrstan
18 November 2010 - 17:38
<docwho76M> Diddy's orphan tables have a master index the turkey too are they just
hanging out there like a it useless 3rd testicle
<docwho76M> Sorry speech to text fail
16 November 2010 - 19:10
<strom> /\ <strom> Doctor Boner is [IN] <peachy> strom: who is this wonderful doctor? <strom> <-- <viduata> i think you mean <==========8
16 November 2010 - 19:00
<Adrian`> anyways I would have tanken a picture but i was holding a pineapple and 3lbs of steak
21 October 2010 - 12:47
<ruphos> wtf my boss just IMed me <strom> pretend you're that hot girl from the webcam site <ruphos> I am every hot girl from every webcam site <ruphos> and have the pictures to prove it
19 October 2010 - 11:21
<jkthecjer> ok, scenario: i have a circuit that spits out audio but isnt radio-related, if i touch the
plastic enclosure or even move near it, it changes the signal/noise drastically
<jkthecjer> could this be solved by using an all-metal enclosure to shield it?
<chs> congratulations, you built a theremin!
03 October 2010 - 02:11
02:11 <@strom> oh come on
02:11 <@strom> you haven't truly lived until you've seen a video clip of homosexual necrophiliac duck rape
02:12 < ruphos> and to be fair, it wasn't even rape
02:12 < ruphos> the scientist was just tricking the duck into fucking a corkscrew shaped test tube
02:12 < tOoLb0x> deadduckfuck
02:12 <@strom> even the ancient Chinese had a proverb: "A man who has not seen homosexual necrophiliac
duck rape is like a bowl without rice."
02:13 < tOoLb0x> strom: LMFAO
02:13 <@strom> :D
02:13 < peachy> man, I wish I had a corkscrew penis
02:14 < larcenyp> I suppose that beats being hung like an icepick
02:14 <@strom> why, so you could have sloppy seconds with the wine cork?
02:14 < peachy> I could go around opening wine bottles with my cock
02:14 <@strom> I SAID IT FIRST
16 September 2010 - 11:30
<ngrstan> i have tried to buttsecks so many times, so many ways
14 September 2010 - 15:25
15:25 [@datagram] .===================================================================. 15:25 [@datagram] || __ _ __ __ __ __ __ .. __ || 15:25 [@datagram] || -=]|__ /_\ |__) |__ |__) / \ |\ /| |__) | | |__/ |__ |\ | || 15:25 [@datagram] || -=]| / \ | \ | | \ \__/ | \/ | | \__/ | \ |__ | \| || 15:25 [@datagram] || ___ || 15:25 [@datagram] || .' '. || 15:25 [@datagram] || / \ oOoOo || 15:25 [@datagram] || | | ,==||||| || 15:25 [@datagram] || \ / _|| ||||| || 15:25 [@datagram] || '.___.' _.-'^|| ||||| || 15:25 [@datagram] || __/_______.-' '==HHHHH || 15:25 [@datagram] || _.-'` / """"" || 15:25 [@Wookie] c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker 15:25 [@datagram] || .-' / oOoOo || 15:25 [@datagram] || `-._ / ,==||||| || 15:25 [@datagram] || '-/._|| ||||| || 15:25 [@datagram] || / ^|| ||||| || 15:25 [@datagram] || / '==HHHHH || 15:25 [@datagram] || /________""""" || 15:25 [ bVector] 8===================D 15:25 [@datagram] || `\ `\ || 15:25 [@datagram] || \ `\ / || 15:25 [@datagram] || \ `\/ || 15:25 [@datagram] || / || 15:25 [@datagram] || / || 15:25 [@datagram] || jgs /_____ || 15:25 [@datagram] || || 15:26 [@datagram] '===================================================================' 15:26 [@datagram] 15:26 [@mmca] well timed dong 15:26 [ blakangel] nice timing on the dick 15:26 [@datagram] LOOK EVEN IN GAG ASCII ART THEY'RE STILL GOOSE STEPPING 15:26 [ arko] bVector, nice! 15:26 [ bVector] lals 15:26 [@mmca] see dg makes the big pic... but we think the dong is clever.. NSL.. keeping it gangsta 15:26 [@datagram] lol
13 September 2010 - 09:00
(NSL's first venture into space has just ended in a total loss) <datagram> sup <arko> Meh <datagram> u sad bro? <bmbr> nasa had 500 million and still killed the crew of apollo 1. <bmbr> just sayin.
30 August 2010 - 16:40
<frank^2> shortest boner ever
22 August 2010 - 10:22
<arko_> -_-' <strom> i don't understand that emoticon <datagram> it is -_- face sweating <arko_> Hahahahahaha <strom> um <strom> ok <arko_> Trying to be Asian <datagram> strom: i have hunted them for so long, i had to learn their language <datagram> in order to communicate my way into their lady aprts <datagram> so you go up and you are all ^_^ <datagram> and they are all =^_^+ <datagram> and y ou are all ;) <datagram> and they are all *^^* <datagram> and then you are all ===================================================D <datagram> <datagram> <datagram> ===================================================D <datagram> ===================================================D <datagram> ===================================================D <datagram> ===================================================D <datagram> ___*_*_****__**__*___*_ <datagram> ===================================================D <datagram> and then you make them sleep on the wet spot <datagram> -datagram, August, 2010 <strom> truly, the greatest story ever told on IRC
